Hollywood Vampire Rape!

You have probably heard me piss and moan about Twilight, and I will continue to do so until the dumb asses crawl out of their teenybopper Hello Kitty coffins and wake up to the real Vampire genre. NOW I am so pissed at Hollywood and Warner Bros, that I wish the company would go belly up or be torched by a Southern California wildfire.
Last year I was excited to see that The Lost Boys 2 was coming out. Then I slipped into a small depression when I found out it had been picked up by Warner Home (Fuck). That was the tell tail sign that the movie was not going to be that great. At the same time I hoped that surely Warner would not screw up a classic film and it be two totally bad. I WAS DEAD WRONG! (Sorry for the pun).
Last night I couldn't sleep much, so I turned on the tube. Cruising through the channels I see an aged Edgar Frog, what..wait Edgar Frog? WTF? Yeah it's Feldman. Then I thought: NO FREAKIN WAY! Lost Boys 2? Wait it's on TNT? Holy shit! I never even saw the DVD release! It was then I knew, this is going to suck! (Another bad pun, sorry again).
I had many hopes for the movie, but as I lay in bed my wife sleeping next to me I realized, I can not wake her up to see this travesty.
The movie had one just one redeeming quality! That was a weapon of mass vampire destruction: The Holy Water Balloon Grenade Launcher! Cool ass idea, and one I would love to have in my Vampire hunting arsenal. Then I was stricken damn near to death with a counteracting stupid ass weapon that totally negated the coolness of said Grenade Launcher: A fucking Garlic Bolo? Dude? WTF? Are you going to throw that around a vampires neck and just piss him off?
Ok total spoiler alert!
The movie ends as Sam, yes Sam, is a vampire! I then came to my final realization.
There was a reality show last year called "The Two Coreys". The show was about Corey Feldman and Corey Haim getting back together to do a reality show. The entire time Haim was talking he wanted to do Lost Boys 2. At the end of the episodes Feldman to Haim that there was going to be a Lost Boys 2 but Haim would not be in it. The whole reality show was a failed marketing attempt the promote Lost Boys 2.
Warner you screwed up. You actually had the chance to revamp (shit I need to quit doing that) an epic movie, but you failed miserably. First off when you redo Lost Boys, hire better actors to play the Vampires. Don't put the shit into the hands of WARNER HOME! Christ guys! This really blows, and blows bad! The whole Lost Boys franchise deserved better! I totally believe Haim and Feldman should have parts in the movie. It would not be The Lost Boys if they are not in it, but you could have done better! How about if you have a movie that you know has made millions and still people love the original to this day, you don't go and fuck it up by making a low budget sequel.
So what does this have to do with Raping Vampires? Warner Bros. you raped The Lost Boys franchise, Twilight, you are raping the Vampire Genre! To the creators of Twlight: VAMPIRES DO NOT FUCKING SPARKLE WHEN THEY STEP INTO THE SUN! THEY FRY!

Hey Warner you remember this? This IS THE LOST BOYS! NOT THAT BULLSHIT YOU JUST FED US!


Thanks GOD! I just found this link: HAIM HATES "THE TRIBE"